tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26769839712267822162024-03-19T12:51:06.516-07:00Gatesy in PragueGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-91427706707208423722010-04-02T07:17:00.000-07:002010-04-02T07:46:47.950-07:00Czech Republic says 'YES' to violence against women<div><div><div>So some of you lucky buggers get to go out and smash massive pelagics and I am trapped in a land locked country and have to spend the weekend with the in laws. What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted<br /><br />Anyway Easter here means the men can run around with plaited willow branches and smack any woman he wants on the arse.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455550670548633266" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnKTE6RDEPm8qH_lxVcVevbtR4JUqTUCNxcJKtBB0dRsTXI1_7pstapuahYRRamGlXm3Vc6NKk9Z2nuNnanhCULh1NSgcJ47wql4zbAIwJ5mHM_JgyGDcGIMJJh5EXkI1-0w9BHUcm21tz/s320/IMG00018-20100402-1627.jpg" border="0" /> The problem is if the woman thinks it hurts too much they can tip a bucket of water on the mans head. Remember we have just finished winter the water is ‘spanner water’ (it tightens the nuts).<br /><br />So being in finance and regularly having to evaluate the merit of internal project I am familiar with the concept of ‘risk vs reward’. It took me approximately 3 seconds to conclude that a bucket of icey water is a small price to pay for being able to ‘able go to town on my mother laws arse with a whip’.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455550661092916546" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 239px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipSYSddslFgnCSs7CxekmKrv9vZzQxWlZsIKn2OcTzyKOGE5oHRpSBTeKvVb4k21s5Iv5X9690gYe9UzzlFrJzRJ0GfoYzGBd3k4MXuatoGaYXaCIsGj7BM39ip6X0pHxsTmBWzr2tgwiK/s320/Bruised_Bottom.jpg" border="0" /> Deadset that woman will not be sitting for a week and I’ll be cold for approximately 2 minutes before I hop into the shower. The other option is I wonder if she realises my cricket bat is willow. In the words of the amazing Mr Happy Gilmore ……………. “the price is wroooooooooong bitch” <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455550679824510834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 210px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2HhcsOTA9W6On8F-lixrejVUPPH5Frphr5C_2DbEDOKbvxBt9NUjakUp3dSYEXQwoByDepU7XgSU_nFpX0R6y6AzjMaP5kkZktFDZU5Vxjjz-wQbDjjc19u6ZtamK2OvNWU11WUvtynU5/s320/the_price_is_wrong_bitch.jpg" border="0" />Maybe my Easter won’t be so ordinary after all<br /><br />Cheers<br /><br />Gatesy</div></div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-31784935005167689822009-10-20T12:24:00.000-07:002009-10-20T12:33:21.529-07:00More PicciesHi all<br /><br />Well I promised some more piccies of the little one, so here they are. Mum has just left and we had a great time with her here. Its amazing that sooo long after having to nurse me and my sister that the old lady still has it. With in 5 minutes of arriving mum had managed to get about 25l of gas out of the Olivka which Michaela and I were having all sorts of issues with.<br /><br />So here they are<br /><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394766754885455394" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbrFCXqLC5jvxJW38p-l9IpHs7VnG2RSgIE1z7s6Db5f3XzjlrH1ulM8bV1QlRaHSiBlZo0-tZYdUGWtM9qNUWlaka5oLpV2WVmrWb_boJTfaRTzoYCGLv-9PqoPSa5Hqb5Paz_t5UxeIK/s320/Mums+piccies+after+Marianske+Lazn%C4%9B+107.JPG" /><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6hWp8cGSSFe2FUC7FocG3MTbHVLbUuhJzXfX0xq6Vdn0me_TJcJPBg3ItD_35ZuLGk5SYyE5OUk2zR43vVnS64FvEa4hmtrEnr2bvlnCEU24FzlKJAnOwi5xEoLQ_rpt8XbbrxFsfuB_P/s1600-h/Mums+piccies+after+Marianske+Lazn%C4%9B+106.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394766744780056834" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6hWp8cGSSFe2FUC7FocG3MTbHVLbUuhJzXfX0xq6Vdn0me_TJcJPBg3ItD_35ZuLGk5SYyE5OUk2zR43vVnS64FvEa4hmtrEnr2bvlnCEU24FzlKJAnOwi5xEoLQ_rpt8XbbrxFsfuB_P/s320/Mums+piccies+after+Marianske+Lazn%C4%9B+106.JPG" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw7LzQRnm0vWyv_crKOFMh8aaX4R9M7rOmIwNeLsCQh_6GvusMizZxG6t_jBI7CeyGQT24ilx7Qr2EVJCmzHMuYmMT6p2ftl6LWoJ_uhtTcxQvAzzJx4lFrjW0OolJxmzVU2UxuyBdlcM1/s1600-h/Mums+piccies+after+Marianske+Lazn%C4%9B+100+-+Copy.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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The new little Skoda Roomster is a driving treat compared to the Opel Agila we had borrowed off the in-laws while we saved for a car, and at 140-150km/h (remember we were in Germany) still only needs about 7.5L/100km which I think is pretty good.<br /><br />Anyway picked up the goodies (car packed to the roof :)) and returned to the in-laws to drop it all off. Apparently it is bad luck to have a pram in your apartment before the baby is born in this country so it all stays in Zalany until d-day. We made an in promptu visit to some of my friends playing cricket in Dresden and next thing I know I am padded up and batting as they were one player short. Made 5 magnificent runs before the cover drive failed me AGAIN and we then ducked off home again.<br /><br />I will let everyone know ASAP when the little one joins usGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-24193964718937023612009-07-24T08:33:00.000-07:002009-07-24T08:56:32.659-07:00Is the Czech Republic fighting terrorism or just hungryHey all<br /><br />Well recently I was down in the garden of the FIL when I stumbled across a crop of poppy plants. "Hmmmm these look like the poppy plants you always see in Afghanistan documentaries about the Taliban heroin production". After some inconspicuous questioning of the in laws <strong><em>"You're all F***ing drugo's aren't you!!!!!!!!"</em></strong> I realised that it's grown for cooking purposes although I swear I heard something about medicinal purposes in there somewhere :)<br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055076852744930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmPuQ5rqisaJec5CFPpue-cRQo0QEyfWHnoofJKthehCibSlLIMnI-ynktXwTshxsqbWJ0KBacqbZQdOAJ7aDRl12uJ1MREvnqoVfgpPnqSzXEwo5yHEa8Kt5vG3iPd0a-t18uboGOEXEB/s320/Image138.jpg" border="0" /><br />Anyway, the result of my research is that it is indeed the same plant that heroin is extracted from except the difference between the nasty drug and a tasty cake topping is where on the plant you get the goodies and how long it’s grown for. Heroin is extracted from the sap of the young plants and the poppy seeds are extracted after the bulbs are fully ripe and left to dry. They are then shaken out of the bulbs.<br /><br />Some more research told me that it is possible to return a positive return for opiates after eating poppy seed cake or 2 poppy seed bagels. The result of this revelation is that the US lifted their drug test thresholds to take into account poppy seed cake :)<br /><br />It also is interesting to know that the CR is the world’s largest producer of poppy seed. Now if they spent more time and effort producing drugs, they could flood the market with cheap heroin reducing demand and dropping the price .................. hence reducing the cash inflow for the Taliban. Hahaha the humble mujahedeen gets taken down by basic supply and demand of the global market.<br /><br />Another interesting thought is that after eating an entire poppy seed cake it looks like you're eaten an entire ant colony when you drop the kids off the next day (shock) <div><div><div><div><div><div><br /><div>Also I will post some updated pictures of the garden and you can appreciate the amount of potatoes i will have to pick (shit not looking forward to that)</div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055074449961106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXNkvODhe04ZA7HEAASkGPY249ytsQZwXijKrJ_DQAPqs_0q8T16rIeI6izSxjfudX7q9lSsNeVfR8izQ8o5jsleoB5SRuywtAyc4jm-nKlirwwsTkgGXSnQZfv_q7IhEyO_XMaAHHFKQc/s320/Image128.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055089278082242" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhdD_ZkxpKo-LeS0YyTcQRX9Xo2p53WnytHcCMpqmZ1wqy2tAxZTK5M4vWNFt8_K1MxBgoA5w2fj6pKU0wjryhDKLewO1npCO_LI3mFaYYMv5ccLAEyZzt8OsrumNKkDLcAm9udvgjgZcJ0/s320/Image126.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055085768152418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnZK63wgeNoysKiuq0JDibOQ8Ftub-gQ9u-VX7jaZWSGXvOhya8aiLk3xEbdXIJYFnCoqQ0EWlVDf6xsCMPkKc-2Vfs6nfhhf1BdVrw-I2Fyu-E5UCsaB9mevlo1kZVzr4UCwwcVj7na9S/s320/Image129.jpg" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055844995714386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOoE92hLt4NpSPAj-nDfR6XhbHeuVdDyv7pR15tVaJy6SEIN4xJcvKJBie7yg2Y7nU1wt-kgvXQB_XOM6sAqcHA_kD5-nUk_XdlUFfwnvjq07z8pUM-b-ncCMZ8o9gHUft8h3EqRf3_Vhj/s320/Image134.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055839193734482" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNambxyTMrCCKgUCPQP3F7L1rEArwDLorkn1OBejSuU3SXGhXSBpVU6z1bR7-ZnFi6I6oml9LEVCKxWZuwpg0QUUnQz7RZt_RJu-PsvryX9UP5FulrBkX6OuWkscsq7E91AMP5H7J2ktNQ/s320/Image140.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5362055835414707298" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwNIrC_lyX-lFNRoXlCgQkLyS0svNqJZvOO9jHfdaR-adbZZ8j8ScerbYhCCHrnxH8vMyj04QOMEZepyj4zhGWP5NiqZBS8gC4rXwrZoRGb7PpPNdnoElP-nlJMadENzqhDBBnr94okNIi/s320/Image142.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><div>Cau for now </div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-53604203208968318692009-07-22T02:52:00.001-07:002009-07-24T08:57:32.879-07:00Pregnancy PhotosHere are pics from a horrendous photo session. Thought it would take 20-30 minutes ............... WRONG<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4gc2RaXdTt7zoYCmrAfv6pK8gmKKUU__uTaRjwTZImm4zxqkpVe4prkzG4jSzrTZc5hAua5u3_NwhQW8UV3FZyioT1bHW-Cc_FKNFVXVv8pRFKyPjZy21QbRb1pJpd00vYXYp26odKb9B/s1600-h/wifey8.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361223948914817170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4gc2RaXdTt7zoYCmrAfv6pK8gmKKUU__uTaRjwTZImm4zxqkpVe4prkzG4jSzrTZc5hAua5u3_NwhQW8UV3FZyioT1bHW-Cc_FKNFVXVv8pRFKyPjZy21QbRb1pJpd00vYXYp26odKb9B/s320/wifey8.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg80izEZ4FhG-2EETwsx8GH7Br5SWGS3kwz4drVI-mkavppjCunvsX6UU-H26rp9Y4yIKif6TUP3-vsyc2GgsdydykcguL5zkOLAXb46Wd8OKaswgHzOWB6f2h_eHmrQdwTMdcr52unAK5s/s1600-h/wifey7.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361223948062798466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg80izEZ4FhG-2EETwsx8GH7Br5SWGS3kwz4drVI-mkavppjCunvsX6UU-H26rp9Y4yIKif6TUP3-vsyc2GgsdydykcguL5zkOLAXb46Wd8OKaswgHzOWB6f2h_eHmrQdwTMdcr52unAK5s/s320/wifey7.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihzdWd-RFVKsTkdflTnyeuckz1soxmW0_P5aP5O-c-0gcdG26Hiw94aJSsKqvxeI7mivK1te3WueonX3ABcdc0G72vB2C95gxKE6piKB8h8CbX7W2pKLaAtvgX7yJe2027LTrmkLL5RbCz/s1600-h/wifey6.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361223941509321090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihzdWd-RFVKsTkdflTnyeuckz1soxmW0_P5aP5O-c-0gcdG26Hiw94aJSsKqvxeI7mivK1te3WueonX3ABcdc0G72vB2C95gxKE6piKB8h8CbX7W2pKLaAtvgX7yJe2027LTrmkLL5RbCz/s320/wifey6.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYOT_YD3JrVtMnLTDPZuy5zeQisiC23p3u9sBQqMyS6aO0yaMjeLZ8eaH0EfyP8__YQxwtwFqdNHp8fBbZ15jIe9Yr3qymWbyZQSQpCwytqkL87QrJTraZqcFWf8QDrCS8CjRpZXDzWpTw/s1600-h/wifey4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361222896197304226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYOT_YD3JrVtMnLTDPZuy5zeQisiC23p3u9sBQqMyS6aO0yaMjeLZ8eaH0EfyP8__YQxwtwFqdNHp8fBbZ15jIe9Yr3qymWbyZQSQpCwytqkL87QrJTraZqcFWf8QDrCS8CjRpZXDzWpTw/s320/wifey4.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDqgfr_-KrO6Or3FDHZr7Qmx-ZUFiyu9egn3r9VzesEL4l5b8udeybXqDmc8t9Uxu9A3iTKIysCETLXphV2thHmXlbEzVm0YF9ebTs5g5sW99ykAlc7uRfrRheLnQ5pJGkPmdXOwlq5VLQ/s1600-h/wifey2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361222890121581762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDqgfr_-KrO6Or3FDHZr7Qmx-ZUFiyu9egn3r9VzesEL4l5b8udeybXqDmc8t9Uxu9A3iTKIysCETLXphV2thHmXlbEzVm0YF9ebTs5g5sW99ykAlc7uRfrRheLnQ5pJGkPmdXOwlq5VLQ/s320/wifey2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYOT_YD3JrVtMnLTDPZuy5zeQisiC23p3u9sBQqMyS6aO0yaMjeLZ8eaH0EfyP8__YQxwtwFqdNHp8fBbZ15jIe9Yr3qymWbyZQSQpCwytqkL87QrJTraZqcFWf8QDrCS8CjRpZXDzWpTw/s1600-h/wifey4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361222896197304226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 213px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYOT_YD3JrVtMnLTDPZuy5zeQisiC23p3u9sBQqMyS6aO0yaMjeLZ8eaH0EfyP8__YQxwtwFqdNHp8fBbZ15jIe9Yr3qymWbyZQSQpCwytqkL87QrJTraZqcFWf8QDrCS8CjRpZXDzWpTw/s320/wifey4.jpg" border="0" /></a> The results are ok though</div></div></div></div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-12461352817007712222009-07-21T00:47:00.000-07:002009-07-21T00:54:09.397-07:00Is hell freezing over???????FINALLY<br /><br />After more then a year in this country I am finally about to 'wet a line' this weekend with the uncle in law. He has a private dam on his property which has carp so i am hoping to get in there and land a couple. I will keep you posted on the progress. I secretly suspect we will catch nothing but <strong>I AM STILL EXCITED</strong><br /><br />Will update more soon, like do you know the effort the Czech Republic goes to tackle terrorism? I will tell you how soon<br /><br />cheers<br /><br />GatesyGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-50084484475286694172009-06-30T02:25:00.000-07:002009-06-30T02:33:27.129-07:00Tropical Prague?<div><div>As some of you may be aware, some regions of the Czech Republic are in a state of emergency due to floods. I never thought I’d say Prague would ever feel like a tropical destination but with 27-28 degree days and 90% humidity it is pretty muggy. We are having hot humid sunny days but then at about 3 or 4pm the massive storm clouds roll in and we get lashed by severe thunderstorms for the next 4 hours. I need a machette to get through our lawn at the moment because I am convinced an electric lawn mower and wet grass do not mix LOL<br /><br />Now I know none of you non Europeans think this is nasty or anything out of the norm but I now want you re think your opinion after I give you one more piece of information ………….. Ready for it????<br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353051235467972034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 222px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZg52a68eyN_1OPVmAdh86eIf5PcGPayilUyeAopX7LwhVwZMqLmob03wC4qVxrRIYju06xBGsH17O9i2SbpfN9FzlspCaKq2yN0DXmkXvBfKWuAAz65be0_zBsmf15z1iJMw9UV1SX2jU/s320/Deodorant.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong>It seems a large majority of Czech men think using deodorant is taboo</strong>. Now consider being packed onto a metro like a sardine at the end of a hot and humid day and being crushed up against 3 blokes all holding the over head hand rail and none of them have deodorant. </div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5353051238906641522" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 244px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEga23Buv-sMt1FRdluPqTBiCprwfQrThAJkgUaD6oKcVsGB9nDE1BjGlrOOV6qrxa75WFa1nzoyAxZOHZHZLCkMEJzoLfmSZGzIE_F2akLgMgNTm3rOjDdyjk4zjPrZ8EcQaycxvEWH290O/s320/redneck_overalls.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div><br />Dead set fellas bad BO does not make you a sex god!</div><br /><br /><div><br />Bad BO does not make the chicks want your seed!</div><br /><br /><div><br />Bad BO does not help the Aussie bloke keep his lunch down!<br /><br />To give you some kind of idea what its like imagine leaving some seafood out in the sun for 2 days, can you picture that? Now times that by 10, still got it? Now double that and add some - hahahaha</div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-67091345093722250622009-06-04T12:30:00.000-07:002009-06-04T12:44:58.938-07:00Different PerspectiveHello all<br /><br />I recently changed jobs and I have just finished the induction process to make me feel like a valued member of the 500,000 staff. I am not just a number, I am a valued member :D<br /><br />Anyway as part of the process I had the pleasure of sitting in a room with a lovely Englishman (lets call him Barry) as he took us through the all the standard induction stuff. You know what I am talking about, as its the same everywhere<br /><br />1. Do not download hardcore pornographic material on the company laptop<br />2. Do not use hard drugs on the premises<br />3. Do not slap the bosses wife on the arse at the xmas party<br /><br />As part of the process we were discussing the difference in cultures as there are 65 different nationalities in the office and we got onto the topic of the terrible customer service normally encountered in this country when Barry asked me a question<br /><br />"When you go to the pub in England or Australia, how does it work?"<br /><br />I answered<br />1. I walk in<br />2. I go to the bar and order my beer<br />3. I get my beer and immediately pay<br />4. I carry my own beer to the table and drink it<br />5. I go back to the bar and order another one<br /><br />He then asked me what happens in the Czech Republic and I realised<br />1. I walk in and sit down<br />2. The waiter comes over and takes the order for the beer<br />3. He returns with my beer<br />4. He takes my order for another beer<br />5. He then brings it over as well<br />6. I pay as I leave<br /><br />Barry then asked me 'Do i still think the service is crappy in the Czech Republic?'<br /><br />Obviously the answer is YES but it certainly makes you think doesn't it. As Barry explained it all comes down to the expectations. I don't expect it to take 15 minutes for the beer to arrive and then have the waiter BEG for tips. Anyway food for thought<br /><br />Until next timeGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-28157077100764475142009-05-25T23:47:00.000-07:002009-05-26T00:10:48.726-07:00So I am mobile again<div><div><div>Hello avid readers</div><br /><div>Finally after almost a year of no bicycle I have acquired a new chariot to take me around town. It helps that my lovely wife teaches english at a bike manufacturer, and that one of the students is the Czech beach CEO. This allowed a little discount to come our way. </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340025956144315346" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 196px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP9OdDiIO6SFHT0QTsLMD8UAOFxW78yPXYEJ_vpyjzUV4AXiPLukOWtzfPymfzNpfR0rgSHYZcVoodvyuc9RXshejSbwdMo0jLCjzbszkWQ5DR6QYLx8Fr3WYYVXWXVrkaqWIz96MFprr6/s320/pushbike.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>Now, after all my talk about the 'scary' Czech roads you'll be pleased to know that the cyclists apparrently knew this and have successfully lobbied govt for a good cycle way system. As a result I can ride from my work to home, a distance of about 17km and only have to ride on the road for about 700m of the journey (and thats through a small hick village). The rest of the way is designated cycle way and simply a pleasure to ride on.</div><br /><div>For me to get to or from work takes about 55 minutes on crowded metros but on the bike it takes about 55 minutes in scenic valleys, past childrens play areas and of course through the small hick village. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340025950679267666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLAs6sCEJDBudXxC7_c5Z4ztaG3dMeqvLHmUnU0eOD8Fn50SDPFsRB65uUbFy-4iNXNmlDDTFBZTlaBbtucMY3Sbf-HsziGPW_2qSqLcdf1MVeaWGKW012HE_-62LJO7UgYx2E-c_220UB/s320/pitchfork.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><div>How's the serenity</div><br /><div>A few of my footy mates also have bikes and we are now in the early stages of organising a nice ride to Karlstejn Castle. Its about 32km each way and we are looking to do this shortly. Should be fun.</div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340025952759057570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvVnadHlVtFup3NyPB91rPsRIquas4UrvrA9oL-3dBDMfrHsiffY2TULC3XdE5m46BPhfefUSYLPbOKIefBSwoMmYzqUESP6jZQLxmw-8cK2lPVGAT-c1vh9l4sDre0Uv_XQmTa6SSif-X/s320/karlstejn_castle.jpg" border="0" /> <div>I am hoping that I will be able to ride from work a few times a week to maintain the limited fitness levels and enjoy the warmer months</div><br /><div>Until next time</div><br /><div>Gatesy</div></div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-88261237140365822112009-05-20T06:04:00.000-07:002009-05-20T06:18:23.461-07:00Life on the land<div><div><div><div><div>In 2 respects, firstly because I feel i live 2,000 light years from salt water and also because Tonda (FIL) has a little paddock where he grows the family vegies etc. Sure I call it a small paddock but it big enough that you need a tractor. As an aside, with all these tractors and heavy farm equipment laying around it comes as no surprise to me that Czech and Hungarian women are sooo damn good at the hammer throw. Some of them damn well have forearms bigger then my thighs - hahahaha<br /><br />Anyway since I can't speak bugger all Czech I have turned to farming to assist in developing a relationship with the father in law. He says "dig" and I ask "how deep?"<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337894699920442658" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 191px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 238px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmyNSkpLv-JlP32y4K3poc_QTNyIAp0tluNuOaDZLYZqTvJ_IWFnyPQ-ZtaYI3m_Kpg69r-WHVvCfRF2Bgo1InulnRYIvjJenCyt3DA_-FBjwlVIJjffyHC8W5JG07LQMjiqJuuWkfxmNE/s320/we-want-you.jpg" border="0" />No no thats a lie but i have been assisting in planting all the tomato's, potatoes, cucumbers, potatoes, pumpkin as well as feeding the rabbits. Oh did i mention the potatoes? Last August Michaela, myself, Tonda (brother in law) and Eliska (sister in law) had to pick these potatoes and it was REALLY REALLY fun ....................... for the first 50 kg's. After 4 hours and 950kg of potatoes later I was a little over it. This year I have a problem!!!! Michaela and Eliska are both pregnant and will be unable to assist in this task so it seems Tonda and I will have 8 hours of potato picking. Tonda senior doesn't see the problem but perhaps thats because he will be driving the tractor, probably sitting back sipping on a pina colada with straws and an umbrella in it...........GRRRRRRRRR.<br /><br />I know I sound like an old woman blabbering on about this stuff but in actual fact it is really fun and quite relaxing. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337892801739538610" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1S5iPQEqhXVU9TOyYGK-AZ3d2JUx_1cLSbfPoCMmJvkrrLhfPlLpJ4wiu7ppa46DtBr7FzRkA4ameV9ftZGXtHSXTpk4lNZdlGd9pD47emO2JATdPxn57JfKLwc7YOPQX8ior1gBY1KLN/s320/Image116.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337892794279781714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimJTRMFDjSzWY-8OdtUIX8J0QeQ3QESb3jH95wytfQy4aFJZgxbmxliiEZNkP73OFz9Uj9hPssEw2idiGp89W5LH1KR-uBjuq-piIjDvFA6ZamPOi9lHsNXAhCh2PzD94bAvrYcuUOpmxR/s320/Image115.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337892806213531698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqPdDC0NGyXSJh4O9PbNVaK2_SNkvA8D4u6DR9XdnAyo5Xh3cKgFGiJ-nRsJWeit9nO4X_b1ut_shzsf3TUzDr9NlFadMOboLd5d6MEIXJ-WWs8rTLzbRgz2WF1_gTi-AgFKh_04M7lnTj/s320/Image117.jpg" border="0" />Tonda (FIL) and I normally take a few hours to feed the rabbits, chooks and pigeons (they are a disgusting animal) while the ladies go for a walk then we sit back with a beer attempt to have a chat, which basically means we sit in silence staring at each other with the occassional manly head nod and a deep gutteral grunt.. MALE BONDING AT ITS BEST.<br /><br />So i will endevour to keep you all up to date with my gardening/farming prowess. As an addition to this i am pleased to announce that Michaela and I are the very proud owners of the best weed garden in our apartment complex - Who says my thumbs aren't green</div></div></div></div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-29713768323173316512009-05-14T02:33:00.001-07:002009-05-14T02:37:56.239-07:00Ultra sound videoWell since the video is too large for me to forward around to people who might want to see i will try and post it here<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwdt0x4YGdLT7nRzuQUJYakLsL2t70gTHuxTTySRUvqm-VeQSwfJ_09SkfT6C5SWYbgSGdZoFv-nhIHHLefwg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-63509935913228415122009-05-07T03:11:00.000-07:002009-05-07T04:48:17.915-07:00Who says ice hockey is only for winter?<div><br />I know you've heard this before but really it is soooo much fun to play. I took a day off work on Tuesday and headed to a town called Slany (translation = Salty) to play hockey with the airline mechanics from Czech Airlines. They get all angry when i call them mechanics instead of aeronautical engineers but i call a spade a spade.</div><br /><div><br />Lets me assure you there is a significant difference between 5 on 5 hockey on a full size rink and the tiny rink i usually play on. After going one end to another 4 times you are buggered and HAVE to sub off.</div><br /><div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333047087644292034" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTYDv80RVWQpOZu3_EC5loprOlu-_3Ak2R7vq9QNtw_S2Px4wiY9mcs5AGrPCO98rsQ0z1AF__9V0enZ4wFH5U52w1XfAlY4ybGUNoMjxvOKPDVMs7TLP16SmrZKUTjItFgy7xtJbZfvH3/s320/Hockey+050%5B1%5D.JPG" border="0" /><br />The mate i played with, lets call him Greg, is a terrible skater but after 20 years of field hockey experience he had great stick skills. If we could combine my skating and his stick skills be would be 1/2 OK. But as it stands we were rubbish. </div><br /><div><br />After 1.5 hours of hockey you're totally stuffed and ready to get off the ice. We had a great time </div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-54399777808373405942009-05-07T02:45:00.000-07:002009-05-07T03:01:40.799-07:00The tourist are here, its time to make some money<div><div><div>This was what I experienced on the weekend when I took a friend to a favored drinking hole last Friday. My friend, lets call him Tom, made the journey with a few friends to Prague and I agreed to meet up and have a quiet beer. I took him to a nice beer hall near the tourist centre of town and we all sat down for a beer and a meal. </div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333019353432222210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSWby2oq3reK4sM0YucDga9mENArlyr83h3T-fE_zzg0RTL4XrPjk1j-TBLyxSpfxc6yei-2jhWV8kLASjHrGFj26fTdAz8zDkXvdP8HvKCO8M7yyLQj0meou9VR4kfTNESht8-7IMswqr/s320/Image113.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div></div><div>We enjoyed a nice meal and experienced the standard Czech Republic non existent service. When we asked for the bill the waiter came over and explained the total food and beer cost 1,800 ck (about $20 each for a meal and beers) and then he told us we HAD to pay him 300ck on top for his service.</div><br /><div>Obviously this guy did not realise I am a 'local' (perhaps 'resident' is a better word) because I quickly explained when he left that this is not standard and under no circumstances do you have to pay a tip if you're not happy with the service (what service?). If the guy had shut up and just given us the bill we would have left 2000ck as it’s a nice easy round number, but because he demanded we decided this guy can get stuffed so we left 100ck. We then got treated to a magnificent performance as he came over and counted the cash in front of us and then started BEGGING for more money.</div><br /><div>"PLEASE PLEASE I MUST HAVE MORE, OH PLEASE. OH THE HUMANITY!!! HOW WILL I LIVE"</div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333019353461305442" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 252px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6dn0tp8CvbuhwvfmY96C0hgcsVAu2AD1p0Dx2xRJTtkm5s8fP9wzjv_BUpuAUVMLDsD-S-sRnuWqyaMBq2JIb5nqY9kNmv_DVbkjwW8m1G3agRSLQvoVDzkFAyNhHov0SrxGihBIlnccq/s320/oh-the-huge-manatee.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>I was outraged and we asked him to explain the situation? Does he get no wage or what? He refused to answer and said don't worry about it then.</div><br /><div>So it made me wonder, how could this guy embarrass himself like that so publicly? Then it clicked! Light bulb! <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333019357937441186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 318px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ4SCSR73wkR7yVz2QbGQS74OISxz5qIekI_QifjFkJJMvtsjzFa3g0Mc6tc1lTjdaUFj0Bz0yhRX9eZ932RhRD-Zd-b9fufeZ61P8avMYach_mo99pr_SQu2mXOX48gNyXc5nxAtf3be5/s320/Anonymous_light_bulb.png" border="0" />He assumes we were tourists and he'd never see us again so he didn't care and if it works on 1/2 the tables then he ends up with a very comfortable living in Prague. After this moment of insight, I had conflicting thoughts.<br /></div><div></div><div>1. This man is an entrepreneur and making the most of the situation granted to him</div><div>2. What a dickhead, and if my glass wasn't full of precious beer I would have thrown it at him (mmmmmm precious beer)</div><br /><div>Enough of that. Since then I have told all my Czech friends about this (yep both of them) and they were all outraged and embarrassed that this happened in their town.</div><br /><div>Moral: None but just be careful of dickheads trying to fleece you in tourist hubs</div></div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-66693164296059704512009-04-30T06:50:00.000-07:002009-04-30T06:53:57.567-07:00Simply the BestFor Milada's (mother in laws) birthday we bought her a ticket to go and see Tina Turner in Prague. Obviously we bought tickets for ourselves while we were at it. So last Monday was concert night and she was amazing. Maybe the best concert I have ever been too, maybe!. She still had a booming voice and all her trademark little dances and shimmy's. The average age of the people in the audience was about 25-30 and the place was rocking. On top of this she did almost 2.5 hours of performing, broken into 2 hour and a bit sessions with a 1/2 hour break in the middle<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330482101280147650" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQWN-6J4CsX_6VZXV5WNYgs7F0xBiQpKE5EswZ898oa_4h4MAn11Rau-oI9wl5bEd6VO3yNeb-sp0xRfmIn-gfD6K6jEbrmw27pvv1isIHPrHLNXOBgfPCK8p1Ue0S03Wsl4IXCNQHCFzB/s320/Image086.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div><br />What was very interesting about the concert was she made no attempts to speak in Czech, not even a token 'Hello Prague'. I was wondering how this would be received but the crowd understood a lot. What was amusing was that there were normally 2 lots of laughter. The first lot from the people who can understand english (40% of the crowd) and then a smaller laugh from those who had it translated to them by friends and family.</div><br /><div><br />We had a great time and It amazing the crowd pulling power a 70 year old lady can have. Super stuff and we all had a great time except for Tonda who found the seats very uncomfortable to sleep in</div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-54846771172613194112009-04-23T04:55:00.000-07:002009-04-23T05:04:24.796-07:00ITS GOING TO BE A GIRLSo we had our ultra sound the other day and have found out that the little menace currently growing in Michaela's belly is a girl. I was soooo angry when Michaela told me because (wait for it) I have deliberately learnt the czech word for daughter (dcera) and son (syn) as well as man (muz) and woman (zena). But then the gynacologist used 'holka'. Buggered if i knew what that was GRRRRRRR. Turns out holka means girl.<br /><br />So apart from my mild aggravation of not understanding the 'Czech only' speaking doctor we are thrilled. I went to work and at lunch i went to a toy store to check out the female part of the toy store. I always go and check out the boy part of the toy stores, not because i want a boy, but because i wonder what cool toys there are for me to play with. Man those new transformer toys looks like fun. I wonder what Michaela would think if she found a couple of them stuffed under my half of the bed???????????? That would be an interesting survey into female responses<br />Anyway, after some research, i was blown away to discover that 'My Little Pony' seems to be hugely popular over here. I swear my sister had these when i was 4 (now 28 in case you weren't sure). Surely they have not made a come back! But then i realised if flares, mullet hairstyles and transformers can come back then why can't a small plastic purple pony?????.<br /><br />After that i went to the firearm store to learn about the Czech regulations in respect to me owning a BIG FU*K OFF ASSAULT WEAPON to keep teenage boys away from my house (when the time comes). Let me assure you it's easier to get your hands on a kalashnakov in this country then it is in Australia.<br /><br />No w we need a name, let me assure you there is no way I can accept a Czech name like Bohumira. That just wouldn't be good enough. But how about Jordan Investi Gates????? HAHAHAHA There is so much fun to be had with my last name. So many laughs!!!!!!!<br />By the way the Oven and the bun are both doing well<br /><br />Until next timeGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-86748205265114313002009-04-01T04:25:00.001-07:002009-04-01T04:42:13.093-07:00Czech Hockey Final Series TicketWell as you may have discovered with some of my posts. I have good Czech Republic days and BAD Czech Republic days.<br /><br />Well today i am pleased to say I am having a great Czech Republic day. Today I bought 5 tickets, for me and 4 friends, to go and see the 3rd game (first home game) of the Czech Extraliga Final Series between my local team Slavia Praha and Karlovy Vary. The price was $80 AUD for the 5. Thats makes $16 a ticket with my maths and I reckon thats a bargain.<br /><br />Sure it costs $1,000,000 and my left testicle to fish in this country but the hockey games are reasonably priced :D<br /><br />Wohoo can't waitGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-47911724241569935752009-04-01T02:38:00.000-07:002009-04-01T02:57:55.782-07:00The Pig KillOK Guys here it is. Sorry for the delay but I have realised that this will have to be a multipart thread. I haven’t written too much as I was planning for it to be more of an pictorial then written text. <span style="color:#ff0000;">PLEASE CHECK YOUR HAPPY WITH THE CONTENT BEFORE LETTING YOUR KIDS SEE THIS</span><br /><br />WELL WHAT AN EXPERIENCE<br />I have seen animals killed for fun or for veterinary reasons but this was the first real time I had seen an animal ‘butchered’ that wasn’t a fish. How can I start? How about ‘It was a nice cold December morning and I was struggling with a head cold’.<br /><br />We started at about 8am with Tonda (father in law - FIL), Tonda (grand father in law - GFIL) and Jindra (Uncle in law - UIL). Tonda (brother in law) was suspiciously absent from proceedings as he doesn’t quite subscribe to the pig kill philosophy althought he enjoys pork.<br /><br />I remember thinking “how the hell are we going to kill a 160kg pig?” Fell it was a fairly simple procedure and it was all over very quickly for the pig. A ‘slip knot’ rope was attached over the pigs snout which caused the pig the immediately sit on its haunches like a statue and start squealing like a pig (I now know where this phrase comes from). <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319655996609416386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJdQ-dhaHlE7nXunZy9V62q1HVM7Y6RHzDUxufqHU1-AK-6Xs9pMN9DWDUrq03U4mUX8ChYYry6EFDL5zbo5tMNB-SUEPbdxeJ4tGxuRb3FFzG6r4cMIzXW2m7NvnLyyInW1-v5kWaI4TL/s320/Image019.jpg" border="0" />Tonda (FIL) quickly rushed in while the pig was paralysed by this rope, pressed a bolt gun against the animal’s forehead and flicked the trigger. This caused a 10cm bolt to fire from the end of the gun straight into the pig’s brain. The end result was one dead pig. As I said, it was a very quick and humane process. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319655993276541666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS8b3XKr0twdVi3XMSiC6l-7kdMrPXOhfRJ6DNvb-YLB1t5x9MlasmgG5jFXc5BQfoKCdw0S1NnymlVuj7osJQ9XKdAoL-_KUgA4RPVeOxWdOwuvL3i9LN9kWYQ28Zjpe1gTThre7HocAc/s320/Image011.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Jindra and I then quickly dragged the pig onto the grass and the pig’s throat was stabbed where the vein was and all the blood was drained from the body into a bucket. While this was happening Tonda (GFIL) was stirring the blood with his hand.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319655997620437474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc4MxcYjNLHyNEtMtE5kKQ6WpboQ-G1-ZjIC8KvtRuiB5xTKN7nqFpzdx90GEFzuPNvBaTOeAMGQkkMRFu_LVzWum1FKfscBvmZL0mqQb5zp4QovqRHtzA3cobMQirJ1yM-W7CINqzxK4D/s320/Image021.jpg" border="0" /> I am not really sure what this was for but I am guessing to stop the blood from congealing and going solid. It was later used in blood sausages (not my favourite).<br /><br />Once this was over we covered the pig in sap powder and then started pouring boiling water on it. This softened up the hair and allowed us to shave the animal was fairly crude looking metal cups. It took about 1hr to do this and once we had done the pig the remaining hairs were burnt off with a blow torch so the pig’s skin was smooth like a baby’s bottom. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319656003228628498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhT7LoLn-jEaK9_KtKZIOL_84qoZd9uT_tNFUJbAjf7t8HTk5n7xYwlseB9cU6F83osVOF-xQJll5B8CVnT8qW-OSbJFQl-s7RIDchFAi3QTDdWs6SLKCJX3wccb_HK0v-HnQad27pNyutX/s320/Image022.jpg" border="0" /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319656006278676162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTI5WupqQ-a_e06J84i9_Xz9cG2NkTPFFYM5pxtL0D_92FWjjXGhQY_0BdgtjqNbzwbnj5CgdoI4fGSyPfjv58SKwVKItwBV_kyuGvQ8D7gIASSWLFk5Ccd4BjqJrmfpgqePTtjlMlEugv/s320/Image023.jpg" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657083958058946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6pKonQUDPM8aJEUDgas7FuHFpv7a9sm42Gyz8HLum4rpbYvWnb_DMhXwemdXUODkkk5GxkU5HjGtc4hUA8Yc26JCg5Nnanx5VmK-f9JZTiBalzWZes1FnpvhyADCCBMrfI-vErKOJ7Y-Y/s320/Image027.jpg" border="0" /><br />We then all struggled to hoist the animal up onto a tripod so Tonda (FIL) could start the butchering process. From my view the only part of the pig that was wasted was the hair and the penis. Everything else was used. EVERYTHING <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657086747438386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0RgmpbbL6GQTH0VItuxZu6BNvGLk8ooEcC-AARPyDrNShL1-5TaeEXIu9gOf5y4Sh_9C6Tnlyy4hCg8OV2Z1ebmldEWp6q_7xe49-r9SXCnXb37xudrUOyJJo_uRZL3NS57LXWX2u8H1-/s320/Image028.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />The guts were emptied and used to make sausages and port terrene. The fat was boiled down to make a cooking fat/bread spread.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657940999420930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXPlzlwxeCqBFXtJfc5BAJ9MLQ2UV4aBTJRtadPAb0_3m7rdR9CDvFXeaL-hxAgdlNEfi1sTo4EB4b1g7lQJNAIxJryVpupsL01tzntJx6sPYyrSUZyui3L78CseWaJMSMP4HWqbG51xFT/s320/Image039.jpg" border="0" /> The skins and the other organs all went into the sausage with equal parts of garlic. As a result I can admit the taste was quite nice but I couldn’t get past the fact all the organs, skins and brain was in there so as a result I tried everything but won’t be going back for seconds. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657088003101474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-jZpklqLv8aNgWaEMYE0-R-u11_EkO3kQfC2G3f1RzhlJbVilM-HCSg1F6CNBC-MpThWw5P3yQE9Ewc8WhyxUG0Pa389h1IJVNiXCWR5fPfqctQjgmD8xZRWOBvTDb75kjp2kih4VY24m/s320/Image036.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />All the offcuts and pieces of fat that missed the sausages and cooking oil went through the grinder to make mince. Its nice mince if you’re ok with mince that’s 50% fat and 50% meat.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657938944170322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgH_CmD61Akmsm1Cz1oWz2R1SCy2hCaVoIXYr1yjjPeaJ1MsCiki-fNZN4P5420zRlaHBpf0_DrJd4AnpaQc8QBvjy1bhFVqIkv6IdJlzDd_ghAs0hgxodrbDPV41H6RpXZZXjeKGsY_SX_/s320/Image040.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />The rest of the animals was cut into ribs and fillets and pieces of meat perfect for schnitzel (spelt ‘rizek’ in Czech) and roasts etc. Yum Yum. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657092495625794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuiIgSyDFLuHZ-tyZZZ0myaH0d60WbJV-zqaf9EjLe4T9DVSJqDZ65yUNTpH2Q1A_mREz0SxVaq6giPxQc_M95NvbPu2W4_eaxW7Ci4-Vz2a-UtBTpLzPhKjJvSkGyF_JLLVkJ77UHKiLR/s320/Image038.jpg" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319658500202172994" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfnvixZ9isrQvxp9aJY6uoMJgOGq92GbMaVI_lqjmbqCKi057fMnEejK4ramUcQKBc-IwBSMteeoXUPjP_Ry4gE0GURaQXvFi7RPEkqtabgGHFO7ZszE3ECTtb0q7K5IQqdkEWW-KIGFx0/s320/Image044.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />I am pleased to admit I was actively involved in the entire process and I think 20 years of killing, bleeding and filleting fish put me in really good stead to handle everything I saw without needing to ‘drive the porcelain bus’ as some of it was pretty gross. Cleaning ‘waste’ out of 40m of animals intestine so you can then refill it with sausage meat to later eat was one memory that certainly sticks out.<br /><br />I think my favourite part was when we prepared the meat for the smoking and then tasted the reward. I have never had meat STRAIGHT from a smoker but it was absolutely delight ful. Even the fat in the meat was yummy and had a mouth watering smoky taste. Mmmmmm hog fat. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319657940272663474" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8fHSbyklLnaZ8TSaLIGtPVL9FAEcupf-VSLh84A_fX_re_BUzUKZsXSmG0ovyTfFr5s57di7EFVDzzZX9k2BxkFXdJh3j9g4UkassiyRs8xwRgeTtJyWXwApyGrlmUUCbnOrugxOiKBXU/s320/Image051.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />Anyway the entire process took almost 2 days but was quite fun. I will say I needed a weekend to recover when it was all over.Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-49135734447868318522009-03-27T07:23:00.000-07:002009-03-27T07:43:14.297-07:00My progress with the Czech language<div align="left">WHAT PROGRESS?????? - hahaha<br /><br />No seriously it's taking a very long time but it is amazing how I gradually find myself understanding more than the ZERO I previously understood and am slowly starting to be able to have conversations with people. Sure, I am not solving the world’s problems or discussing the pros and cons of the communist system but I am starting to be able to converse about small matters. On top of this my cases and tenses are all wrong and I am referring to men as women and women as men but these are small inconsequential nuances (well at least until I do it to a 150kg strongman) and people can understand what I am saying despite these cock ups.<br /><br />Sure sometimes I get it wrong and the entire discussion dies or what I say has a totally different meaning to what I expected but 'shit happens'. E.g.: Turat and Turak sound the same but one means 'to urinate' and the other means 'man cxxx' (the most offensive word you can say in the Czech language, obviously the masculine version). I will not tell you which is which as it has caused me some difficulty in the past.<br /><br />The most important tool to conversing in a different language is called ALCOHOL. I had never had a conversation with Michaela's dad but that all changed last weekend at the mother-in-laws b'day with the help of 1L of Czech rum. He and I were in the kitchen by ourselves and when he started talking to me. I listened and then started laughing at all the right places (he told me this was the first time in 40 year he had drunk rum because of a bad experience yada yada yada). Michaela came rushing in to see if I needed help but I told her what I understood and she asked her dad and I was 100% right (praise alcohol). She then left us alone and we continued our 'man chat' LOL. </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317875963108768498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTmFIFJW6U8FWXh1IY5vPxyYDPRFSKt7CS4QIBh1HTUKd8M33M9_U_JayiNQTg24CXZ1MqnW-Am4Z8rsCEi_YRCyWLgcl5PGZ6ywlMAbwgZ2eBYpp4fAzrXCln8ksxiwUrkb-wYBLXFNCr/s320/Image100.jpg" border="0" /> <div align="center">Me and the father in law</div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317875977290043826" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimJRXc2fcI6VpCg2VzESoZ6ji3zp6pcer7xyEP_pdPkBJKLOVlHkNiXnTJLWswaMD5PRnh7ZVmbF8sH4fxy5NOWlt_0PJc4ugckvU9TyXzCAepiGTR5xLGysqvSWdgZ5lk3OgC6ItmCaPE/s320/Image101.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center">Me and the father in law and the brother in law<br /></p><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317875978832069154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPk8A2nKKNW1HAYzVplQkllRWtQM5koagawGw76vy4dGtYoTDs0jqC9v5m0hVshFwUIJdsjYAULzmU8kjWSoZCyUTY6imoz0TcargUQseKKkVV2EgIqNt2DZChqmOYqhYcAR9ubZB9f6W6/s320/Image108.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="center">Drunk father in law and drunk grand father in law</p><p><br />At the end of the night, after my pregnant wife and DRUNKEN father in law had passed out and the other 10 guests had left I was alone with the mother in law. We stayed up till almost 3am in the morning chatting about small stuff but the next day Michaela reported that my language abilities appeared to have developed significantly. I answered certainly not without the assistance of alcohol. The good news is that the 1/2 litre of rum seemed to hit the father in law significantly more then me. He was in a bad way, but perhaps I have more practice :D<br /></p><p></p><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317875975085194338" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDr_ACbGqYs0fTuDCNnB1zphRwFU_BlDph8-YTe5CfsdfmLXkzbc6BqqCgOLem8iTAfjdETtqqCiyuB3ao0GvCL86YLqI69EC9gL8YC18M_OgfsKM0g_KBhP9u3FZiTz1deLkmuSC9q-Iw/s320/Image103.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="center">The evidence the next morning</p><p><br />Anyway I am now having lessons and I think they are working (slowly) in helping me understand stuff.<br /><br />Having said all of the above it is nice to sometimes not know what is going on. For instance when the mother in law is nagging Michaela or my father in law sometimes ignorance is bliss<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></p>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-4085157929368925232009-03-25T07:52:00.000-07:002009-03-25T07:58:55.334-07:00Really pissed offWell after doing heaps of research about the fishing opportunities in the Czech Republic I thought I had my game plan sussed for the up coming summer that was until I saw the price. To get the license it costs $100 bucks for one year which I thought was a bit steep ($75 for 3 years in NSW in Australia) but then for me to get a permit to fish in specific lakes I need to cough up another $200 bucks per lake (or something stupid like that)<br /><br />I figure this Czech fishing can go and 'blow it out its arse'. WHAT A RIP OFF. I asked a colleague who I was going to fish with about the price and he said it’s because your allowed to keep 30kg of CRAP (oops I mean Carp) a year.<br /><br />So my issues are<br />1. $100 for a license for one year<br />2. $200 bucks to fish in the pond/lake for 1 year (well really 6 mths as its FRIKKEN frozen for the other 6 mths)<br />3. They tell me I can only keep 30kg a year - Who the PHUQ would want to eat carp any way<br />4. There is no discount if you only want to C&R (catch and release)<br /><br />So considering the difficulty and price ($300 is about 70% of annual pre tax wage hahaha) I reckon I might politely pass on the Czech fishing scene and just keep reading every report I can from my kayak fishing friends in Australia where they can at least catch a fish that has a <span style="color:#ff6666;"><strong>meat : mud ratio better the 1:1</strong></span><br /><br />I am soooooo MAAAAAAAAAD.<br /><br />Oh and in answer to the question <strong>"Who the PHUQ would want to eat carp anyway?”</strong> The answer everyone as the bloody stuff is sold in the supermarkets everywhere. Whole Carp, Carp chunks and Carp fillets (there’s an oxymoron for you).<br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317139359005828674" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghylHrrayKEog06D_JlmRIJCJf_LHWMIf16KCgGdw3H22AynLEBlZAvExJuReSdxpIIk5lqlCD8A1mnzVC6RzYOfcbvPMNeWS23AQx4ee57eCP8tcZKELi48sGIoE3uBmhhIqmHhpGPWw8/s320/Image084.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><br />I am sure I will calm down but right now I am really annoyed and having fishing withdrawal symptoms (sigh)<br /><br /><br />Until next time<br /><br /><br />GatesyGatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-33595939932753889332009-03-18T08:22:00.000-07:002009-03-18T08:25:08.257-07:00Czech Radio<div align="left"><br />Hey guys</div><div align="left"><br />I encountered something the other day that had me really quite amused. There is a lot of english music played over here which makes sense but the language barrier means there are some subtle differences. For instance swear words are not 'BLEEPED OUT' like they are in Australia on commercial radio. This means that songs with the 'F' and 'C' words are played in their ENTIRITY. </div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">I encountered this when i was driving the car and a song by 'The Darkness' starts playing and then all of a sudden the chorus starts 'Get your hands off of my woman, mother f***er'. I nearly crashed the car i was laughing so hard. So i went to work to chat about it to the other aussies. One bloke, Justin who has a French wife and young son, said they were in a toy store when a song by Eamon came on. the chorus for this song goes like this</div><div align="center"><br />F*** what I said it dont mean shit now<br />F*** the presents might as well throw em out<br />F*** all those kisses, they didn't mean jack<br />F*** you, you hoe, I dont want you back</div><div align="left"><br /><br />He was amazed and turned to his wife and expressed his comcern about this song being played in a toy store only for his wife to turn around as say 'I love this song' as she was singing along with their child in his pram LOL</div><div align="left"><br />Arh ignorance if bliss</div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-63070918953175773752009-03-17T07:08:00.000-07:002009-03-17T07:13:35.736-07:00A change of perspectives and attitudeWhen I was younger, single and 6ft tall 'n' bullet proof I used to quite enjoy adrenalin scenarios but its amazing how perspectives and attitudes can change after a significant event.<br /><br />The significant moment responsible for the change was when my lovely wife told me we were expecting our first child (still not sure how it happened hahahaha). Well to say a lot of things changed would be an understatement and my reaction to certain scenarios has changed with this news.<br /><br />For instance the other night we went to dinner and caught a movie but on the way home 2 spaced out kids (maybe 18 years old) thought it would be a good idea to prepare their heroin fix on the crowded metro. SERIOUSLY WTF!!!!! Anyway the point is my normal reaction would have been to give them a mouth full of expletives. I was thinking something like "GET THE F*** OFF THIS TRAIN". But instead I grabbed my pregnant wife and moved her further up the carriage away from these 2 idiots. I wasn't the only person to see the syringe; spoon and cigarette lighter come out either as there was a small exodus towards the front.<br /><br />The other massive area of change is PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS! I used to love to just walk out and watch the approaching car slam on its brakes when the driver finally realised there was a pedestrian there always thinking I’d be fast enough to avoid the car. My attitude has changed there as well and I now wait either for no cars or for the approaching car to see me and stop. The fact that pedestrian crossing are nearly impossible to see in this country and that a hard braking car and ICE is not a recipe for rapid deceleration MAY have helped but I am blaming it on the expected little one.<br /><br />No pictures this time as I didn't think the heroin junkies would like some stranger filming there illegal activity (even more evidence of my changing attitude :D)Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-8540775867511690012009-02-18T01:54:00.000-08:002009-02-18T01:56:08.055-08:00New Job?<div>Bugger this accounting for a joke, today i found the perfect job. Its seasonal and looks like sooooo much fun. </div><div><br />What is this great job? (I can hear you all asking)</div><div><br />Mini snow plough driving.</div><div> </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304073793414862530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5UxRv1-p6IYGrMnrogK27gYBBgZeiYASMmv0GpEc-v6iqgulSIgJaDC6-ZCxz1xBy4K-Nz7VE7G5O1ht8NMnBeojp9rF_0uIrwUck6WJO1fkosdgijJdDDfgZBBDzpkpH4uI81euhFErq/s320/Image085.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>I get to drive a VERY manuvreable tractor around the side walks clearing all the snow and putting down salt and grit (small pebbles) for idiots who wear business shoes to work :D</div><div> </div><div>Hmmmm food for thought</div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-56813609648622540632009-02-16T05:05:00.000-08:002009-02-16T05:25:52.883-08:00Professional Hockey<div><div>Well, last Friday night after work Michaela and I met up with a couple of South African auditors from Deloittes (they had been auditing my work and finished 3 days prior). We met up and made our way via metro to O2 Arena which has a metro 30 seconds walk from the front door which is awesome.</div><div><br />We were there to watch Slavia Praha vs Liberec White Lions which was a top of the ladder vs the 3rd bottom (apparently no one told Liberec they were meant to lose). We had some seats in right next to the Slavia fans and nestled in to watch the game. It was immediately obvious the difference between Michaela's brothers 2nd division team and these Extraliga teams. I guess thats the difference between semi and fully professional. Anyway the end result was 7:1 to Liberec which certainly was an upset. The cost for the Liberec team was heavy! 2 of their players were helped from the rink after both receiving a puck in the face at about 140km/h. It was atrocious, blood every where as these poor fellows face were nearly caved in by pucks. It provided a break in play as the cleaners had to come out and scrape all the blood off the ice with something that resembled a large chisel.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303384962528701810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPxAB26p_vYIVaGjkPe9rvmZjUyIJio8bzulSYwKdtNndCLBsFZsvaf6l0pYQYi285Q5xKJKEeRVC0k85ujgjJY2ll3gRt2Lmd-04UYLvSvJn0887eINkk6MZT8pWe8tR-cTTMryzs-aRa/s320/Image009.jpg" border="0" /></div><span style="color:#ff0000;">The play has stopped and 3 medical staff are attending to a players face</span><br /><br /><div>2 interesting parts of the evening was the small blimp was flying around inside the arena with advertising on its side (very American) and the supporters. <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303385291948266978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPVPtNcpZQz79pHnEZlbjw25kbckyNMQzW8Kw4wceADsMwCF5dcYXvkCEe4oX6Vj0Ky-PJtwsKzFMvy7vEtET7OyWmJIwrzfAG5pBE9wTt4H6Xbsdv8QzbMgodnW5jtgBtFKfTJ53pCgLm/s320/Image083.jpg" border="0" />The difference between Czech and Australian supporters is that Czech supporters actually support their teams without exception. This is very different to the fair weather supporters you see in Australian sport.</div><div><br />At the end of the game, after being THUMPED the Slavia players came and sat on the ice in front of the supporters while the supporters sang to them. I asked Michaela what they were saying, as I was expecting "You guys F***ING SUCK", but they were singing something along the lines of "we support you if you win or lose and we will be back here next week to watch you play again regardless of the result". Once they had finished the players tapped their sticks on the ice to thank the crowd for coming and left. It was very nice to hear this from supporters after growing up in Sydney were we would have sung "we support you when you win but you can bugger off if you lose"</div><br /><div>It's a pity this doesn't happen in Australia :(</div></div>Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2676983971226782216.post-79940850388519128792009-02-13T00:33:00.000-08:002009-02-13T00:44:39.075-08:00Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice.........<strong>SHAME ON ME</strong><br /><br />Despite my previous post about the dangers of wearing business shoes in snow do you think i listened to my own advice?????<br /><br /><strong>NO OF COURSE NOT</strong><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302197755811063202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE6SN02lNsIOfc3zbHZQCjqtfDPX05EtzkHYeOD3lX0kpuyJz3fKpGgYLiiUkQC4vA3ieWzO6mj4MqtobQV1HYBLQnkzBW1RXN2PhvcsGahmoTaSLAKjHE5tgyBqMV6VSAomGwH4Mco4jK/s320/Image006.jpg" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302197757489309986" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjefnFaXkXn3pKKHELjPuBUGEvWYtRqq-p83Ll_sIrgYK0RzDt7NHatbTH7PaWsdXCet0UdLYD1oOE9VM3zsvwfayBowJ922Hi3l-Mr-CH6CvyVd9Yf4pH2t2bXtS374xX45E3Y1CYp-TJX/s320/Image007.jpg" border="0" /> The other day we had blizzard conditions all day with dumping snow and STRONG winds. The snow and wind stopped at about 3pm and when i left for home all the snow had melted (the temp was about zero all day) and i forgot to change into my winter boots ................. IDIOT. The result was that there was more snow over night and I then had to walk to work in my work shoes, which i am now convinced are soled with TEFLON. Maybe i can get sponsored by Tefal and get a red spot put on the sole of my shoes, like the naked chef.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302197760863842194" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 319px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibwVTQLiMPs56nzgV_peDYxYO-LS1GK8xe3jaIbaVH53UGzaMMLe2pksSP9hMpavHKPLCK2gBQ05WDqP-6qCm4SqFmwsG1mvYfNr_ISSNg_5UFhFtl25Wq-x_UNAQR3TqPuHoWNgol_jqN/s320/tefal.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />On the glass 1/2 full side I ONLY fell on my arse once, but on the glass 1/2 empty side it really hurt :D<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302198215137313330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 218px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifJetPcd_ROG3L1jRZOrfqsRZhny4YPwtqyKUORRHn6RNanrIxV0A-tkD_TSMzyWkciWa5hSJtbr4daR_SGIzVQgPtlXCcPH7T47lvQlYcP2lPQSlj-W5C7GO8BBMitOekCpsiQmFvkVc0/s320/half+full.bmp" border="0" /><br />Anyway i am not sure if saying continues with 'fool me thrice and I am a deadset TOOL'Gatesyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06150108680739244525noreply@blogger.com0